2007-07-08 - 12:50 p.m.
A friend of mine has a hernia the size of a Rubrics Cube. A girl friend told me that this is all chauvinistic. A something something comma big thing period
Fifteen minutes and he pushes his small intestine in.
He can’t pee without thinking about it.
It makes me nervous just thinking about him.
“Well…” she says bitterly, but I’m not going to correct it,
“We all lie,” I tell her, as if I have multiple literary friends.
She rolls her eyes. That’s when I know she understands.
Everyone knows that there is only one way to drone.
I continue with, “Did you know…”
I retell a story I read on CNN.
